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Fortune cookies?
I'm thinking of breaking into a fortune cookie factory and replacing all of the fortunes with "misfortunes", such as, "you will lose a pinky sometime in your life", or, "your car will break down next week". I may switch it up and replace some with over-the-top fortunes such as, "you will win a million dollars tomorrow." If anyone comes up with any ideas, let me know.
13 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
You can already buy Misfortune cookies at a lot of party supply stores so all you really have to do is swap them out.
- katlady927Lv 61 decade ago
hey I just got one of those cookies it said I won a condo in Malibu, a jet at Kennedy was waiting for me and in one day 105 people said yes I will sign for you:)
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
That sounds good.
Try ' you will find death with a new love '
or 'your lucky numbers are 666'
- 1 decade ago
http://www.ahajokes.com/crt009.html
Another funny one I found said "Help me, I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery.....
Enjoyed your question
- Jordan AlexisLv 61 decade ago
your significant other is cheating
the lottery numbers next week are ________ [add some numbers]
- Anonymous1 decade ago
You're not the babies father.
