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My Momma says that I am ugly and that she dresses me funny... should I slap her?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    you're momma needs glasses and c'mere and i'll dress ya

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  • 1 decade ago

    Oooo, talk about ugly truths. What did she do, drink coffee from an Ugly Mug? Where does she fall into this, 'The good, the bad or the ugly?' Well, at least she didn't call you Pug Ugly. Well, enough of this clowning around, I gotta go find my red nose and big floppy shoes, my Momma says I can't go to school without them.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Walk over to a mirror and if you think you are ugly and dressed funny, slap yourself.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol

    Don't slap her, just tell her that you can dress yourself and that she is lowering your self-esteem or taking out some form of anger on you by saying you're ugly.

    Don't listen to what other people say about you (most of the time, because some people have positive advice), listen to what you think about yourself.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Why not. Me? I was an ugly baby. In fact I was so ugly that when the Doc delivered me he slapped my mother.

  • 1 decade ago

    Your a Clown.. you all are ugly and dress funny!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well on the count of she is old she doesnt have goosd taste so kno dont slap her but i would be pissed off if my mom said that 2 me

  • no. no slapping your mother. although it would be fun anf funny. Dress yourself and tell her that that's not nice. and she is hurting your feelings

  • 1 decade ago

    Violence is never the answer. You think things are working well over in Iraq?

  • J
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    i think you ought to dress yo momma

    tell her " now how do you feel now cow belly." and wear dem pointy shoes. before i slap u lololol

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