Putting Descartes before the horse?

Euclidding me! -- The Impossible Worlds of N-Dementional Geometry

Nietzsche Player -- It's Not Just about Man and Superman

Mr. Tractato Head -- Losing in a Battle of Wittgensteins

The Sartre Guy You'd Have a Beer With -- Barroom Existentialism with Jean-Paul

Frankl, I Don't Give a Damn -- To the Victor Go the Spoils of War

Hot Ayn Randy -- Objectivism's Torrid Fascination with Pulp Fiction

Why Does Mencius Confucius? -- Understanding Taoism

Aristoddlers -- The Early Days of Greek Philosophy

Working Class Heroes - The Origins of Marxist Lennonist Thinking

Johnny Can Read -- But Ken Wilbur Think?

Know Aquinas Before It's Time -- Getting a Head Start on Christian Philosophy

The Jung and the Restless -- Sometimes a Wiener is Just a Guy from Vienna

Philosophy or History, or Hegelling over philosophia perennis

This is really quite clever as a title, but I don't know what you want to dispute.

I always liked...

“To be is to do”–Socrates.

“To do is to be”–Sartre.

“Do be do be do”–Sinatra.