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If it rained men?

would you jump in the puddles?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    i would swim in the puddles!

  • 1 decade ago

    I would not jump in the puddles, I would jump the puddles. LOL I think it would be fun to swim in a puddle of men. I guess the saying is true, there are other fish in the sea (but in this case in the puddle)

  • 1 decade ago

    I would not jump in the puddles but seek shelter from all the pick up lines they would say right before they hit the ground. Poor fellows would be flattened.

  • 1 decade ago

    puddles of what ? whats with all the questions about it raining men?

  • 1 decade ago

    I have images of screaming men splotching the ground in red jelly goo and you sickos jumping up and down in them.. IIICCK.

  • 1 decade ago

    depends what the puddles were made of.

    the only man puddles I can think of would be...unhygenic.

  • 1 decade ago

    Only the deep ones........ and those containing Billie Joe Armstrong with his homing device.

  • 1 decade ago

    Bet your sweet booty I would! wif my spiked heels and jab those suckers right in da place it hurts worse. MAD? You bet I am, that player done run off wif my bff one two many times, Men who needs their sorry butts? :)

  • 1 decade ago

    I would get a fifty gallon drum and fill it up tho

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yes to stop them from drowning, we need our men.

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