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claude
Lv 5
claude asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

New class at school?

At the beginning of the new year, the teacher asks the class to say their name & why their parents called them that.

-My name's George, I was born on St George's day.

-My name's David, I was born on St David's day.

-My name's Pancake....

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The teacher next door gets her class to introduce themselves by saying their name and what they want to do when they grow up.

-My name's Sadie and I want to have a baby, maybe someday.

-My name's Proctor and I want to be a doctor and help Sadie have her baby maybe someday.

-My name's Tucker

-SIT DOWN TUCKER!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Lame.

    Source(s): Sounds more like 'no class at school'.
  • Kizzy_
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Great jokes but I cant understand why Tucker had to sit down, Whats wrong with wanting to be a trucker? lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO... the tucker part was funny.. hahaha

    i didnt get the pancake part thou... umm

    quite nice... thanx for sharing

    Source(s): pri ;)
  • 1 decade ago

    Sorry Claude but ur not as funny as Tink. Check out her jokes.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Funny liked the second one

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Not funny thumbs down

  • 1 decade ago

    i didnt get the pancake.. but the tucker part was funny

    ^_^

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Good one Claude.!!!

    10/10.!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    i wish i had more hands...so i could give those jokmes 4 thumbs down

    Source(s): its a run around
  • Jo H
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I liked them.

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