Does anyone know where I put my glasses?

Check the fridge, my step-dad found his in there once.

I am forever forgetting my glasses on the night stand. However, if you have a pet perhaps they knocked them off of the table. Did you look all around the baseboards in the kitchen. Did you throw them away by accident? What about the commode? Did you bring them with you to read the paper and leave them in there?

Try retracing your steps and when that doesn't work and you know you have looked in every practical place, start opening things. The fridge, the dishwasher, the cabinets, the laundry hamper, the glove compartment, your dresser drawers, the linen closet. I am so absent minded, I find my glasses in keys in some of the most bizarre places you could ever imagine! Oh, one more place, check on top of the car.

Good luck.

I don't know where yours are, but I'm sure glad I found a bunch of reading glasses at the Dollar Store. Now mine are on my desk, next to the stove, by the phone, in the bathroom, on my bedside table, and occasionally on my face!

My cat is a thief and steals mine off of the nightstand when I sleep. Needless to say, I put them in a case, unless I forget, then I am blind for an hour trying to find them..ha I love my cat but he is a sneaky little fellow.

Did you check the top of your head? That is where I seem to find mine most of the time. The other good spot is next to the newspaper. My husband just told me to tell you that his favorite spot to loose glasses is on his nose. ;>}

Can't help you, if you had just lost them I would tell you like I used to tell my grandmother.......They are on top of your head.....She was always putting them on top of her head and forgetting that she had put them there. Man I miss those little things.

Next to the bowls and plates?

They'll always be in the last place you look.

they're on your head.