If you were me, How would you respond to my Girlfriend's E-mail? Please help - thankyou!?

Dear Pumpkin,

Come on over later and lets get it on ok?

Love Sexy

My dear sexy...bla-bla-bla. Cancelled checks...bla-bla-bla.

She sounds like a cyborg. Is English her second language? Why is it so formal and non-romantic?

This could have been to anybody she knew, even an acquaintance. I'd be pissed it wasn't personalized at all. I mean, she mentioned your neck, but if it were my boyfriend's neck that was hurt, I'd probably say something about rubbing it or kissing it or at least putting a sock full of hot rice on it. Something. How I wish I could be there to do something for him.

Ugh.

I'm not impressed. I don't know how to respond to that. Sounds like a mass email and you just happened to get a copy.

Send her a forward or something. Say, "I saw this _________ and thought of you."

Don't try too hard. She didn't!

Dear Pumpkin;

Thanks for the lovely little note and all your concern.

Glad you got a minute at work to slip that email in.

Missing the cats but have myself to keep me entertained.

Glad you got through your shredding activities, hope you find a moment from work to get to the other "few" you referenced.

Have fun doing your "stuff". Don't worry about the chat, I would rather talk to myself because it's likely that I love me more than you do. thanks anyway.

Suggest that you learn 'woman speak' first of all, she is telling you what is happening in her life, so you get an idea of how busy she is. Second, she is commenting on your e-mail, and what is going on with you, showing some interest. Third, obviously, she misses you and wants to hear from you....get off your thumb and tell her you miss her too and try to make some plans to see her.

Best wishes

How would you NOT respond?

Brainstorm everything you could respond about, then go through and cross out what you don't want to respond about.

Ok, lets talk later???

What's the problem with her email??

Put more details . was it to you or were you reading her e mail. If it was to you sounds like she might be ditzy

nothing hard.... just talk about what you did during the day or maybe phone her and go out.................

weird question dude

like this:

what the heck??!!