Tell me the stupidest joke and you win!?

2 Guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

1: Knock Knock

2: Who's There?

3: Little Boy Blu

4: Little Boy Blu Who?

5: Michael Jackson!

Elephant comic tale a guy went to a urologist and advised him that he became having a difficulty and that he became unable to get his penis erect. After an entire exam the final practitioner advised the guy that the muscular tissues around the bottom of his penis were damaged from a earlier viral an infection and there became no longer some thing he ought to do for him. notwithstanding, he knew of an experimental treatment that would artwork, if he were prepared to take the probability. The treatment consisted of implanting muscles from an elephant's trunk interior the guy's penis. the guy idea about it for a lengthy time period. the concept-about dealing with life without ever experiencing sex lower back became in simple terms too a lot for him to bear. So, with the peace of mind that there will be no cruelty or unfavorable result on the elephant, the guy wanting to pass for it. some weeks after the operation, he became given the fairway ordinary to apply his newly renovated kit. for this reason, he planned a romantic nighttime jointly with his female friend and took her to between the nicest eating places interior the city. notwithstanding, interior the approach dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that persevered to the point of being particularly painful. To launch the rigidity, he unzipped his fly and at modern-day his penis sprang from his pants, went to the genuine of the table, grabbed a roll, then lower back to his pants. His female friend became shocked at the starting up, yet then with a sly smile on her face said: "That became impressive. are you able to do this lower back?" jointly with his eyes watering, he answered: "i imagine i'm able to, yet i'm no longer positive if i'm able to extra healthful yet another roll up my a**e!."

What is the hight of comparison???

A person pissing in front of Niagra Falls

What is the height of noise??

Two skeletons making love on the top of a tin roof.

What is the height of Britney Spears?

Its 5 ft, 7 inches.

What is the height of patriotism?

An Indian, wearing a tricoloured condom, raping a pakistani woman, shouting INQUALAB ZINDABAD.

What is the height of suspence??

I'll tell you tomorrow.

A panda walks in to a bar orders a sandwich eats the sandwich and gets up and shots the waiter and leaves the bartender say hey what are you doing?...I'm a panda look it up ....so the bartender gets a dictionary and looks it up

PANDA...eat, shoots and leaves

LOL

alright..here's one i've heard b4..

a cowboy went to a pub in a small town and got himself a beer. the people in the town love to play pranks on newcomers and so they hid his horse. when the cowboy got out, he was so furious that he found his horse was missing..so he walked back into the pub and said 'alright, if there's any any of u here that took my horse, u better put it back while i get myself another beer, i have done something in texas, n i dont like to do it again'

the cowboy got himself another beer and after he had finished, he walked out and saw his horse. the bartender ran out and asked him 'what happened in texas?' the cowboy shrugged and replied 'well, i had to walk home'

it sounds stupid..and u want a stupid joke, so here goes..

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

I never quite got it but everyone keeps telling it.

Two cupcakes were baking in an oven. The first cupcake says to the other, "Gosh, it's HOT in here!" The second one turns and says, "Oho My God! A Talking Cupcake!"

I was on my way in a plane to Miami, and the person sitting next to me ask, Are you going to Miami? I said nope, just going to Iraq.

Guess what? Chicken butt...

There's a 4 year old in my class who used to tell that joke incessantly...