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Ron C
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Ron C asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

If you could write your own humorous epitaph, what would it be?

Last year I heard Katie Couric say hers would be:

"Perky no more."

I've asked this before, but would like to read a new crop.

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  • ஐAldaஐ
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    Since I am a bit of a hypochondriac...I guess it would simply

    "Told you so."

    Actually I wrote mine a long time ago

    "Here lies Alda...her elevator may not have gone all the way to the top, but she knew all the great floors to get off and play on."

  • Vannili
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Here lies a mouthy-mouth rest in silence...

  • amp
    1 decade ago

    and now a word from our sponsers.

  • PJPeach
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    On time. . . at last!!!

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  • jc
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Mine would be..."Here's to the guy that made all women happy....

    .......he's finally gone !!!!!"

    GET IT ????

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    what are you looking at!

  • Sangy .
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    "I want a second opionion."...hehehhe

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