my question for this day is??? Who is the #number one fattest person who has a big fat gut like yours?

I seen you the other day and you sure have gotten bloated like a big fat titanic. I don't mean no disrespect but you were married to me once, and yeh, you know who you are, and you and I had to get divorced because you became a horrific couch potato, you know you weren't like that when I first married you, but then, after I said I do, you were eating like there was no tomorrow and to think, you were such a slim damsel in distress, I was your knight in shining armor, and I rescued you to become my wife, and, for what? For the life of me, I guess it was to give you a place to feed that food addiction you secretly kept to yourself till we met and got married. so, now I cry and wonder, how could I let something of this magnitude occur, Oh boo hooo hoo.