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Anonymous asked in PetsFish · 1 decade ago

I wish i was a fish please help?

I wish i was a fish please help

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  • Butt
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Get yourself an Aquarium.

  • 1 decade ago

    Rent a FISH CALLED WANDA

    Go Scuba Diving

    Visit an aquarium

    Rent Finding Nemo

    or

    to stop wanting to be a fish

    try breathing under water.

    Wish you luck

    Source(s): A Fish Called Wanda link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095159/ Finding Nemo link: http://www.pixar.com/featurefilms/nemo/
  • Perhaps these words will help to discourage your desire to become an aquatic creature - trawler nets, sharks, hooks, batter, deep-fryer - of course not forgetting Mr Salt and Mr Vinegar who are waiting in the wings. I do hope that I have been of assistance to you in this troubled time of your life.

    Source(s): Mr Bird's Eye
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    buy a tin of tuna and a fish tank good luck mate wull need it

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  • 1 decade ago

    wow. thank you for making me laugh really hard.

    anyway, you need to grow gills to be a fish. may i suggest a magical fariy of some sort?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sorry but I'm no magician.

    Ask Harry Potter.

  • 1 decade ago

    what kind of fish.....we need more information

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    U SMELL LIKE A FISH AND THATS PROBARLY THE CLOSEST YOU WILL GET TO BEING A FISH

  • 1 decade ago

    What kind?

    MM

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    And I wish I was rich please help!!

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