What is Victoria's secret? As it pertains to the Victoria's secret store...what are they not telling us?

there models are really men, or were men once rather.

It's probably some lady's name that the founder of the store had an affair with and she seduced him with her undergarments and that gave him the inspiration to make lady's undergarments so they can seduce their men. I know it's a run-on sentence but I was too wrapped up in the story making. Hope this helps :)

Have you SEEN the rose in the back of the store? Roses are metaphors for....

vaginas.

Victoria's Secret is sex.

She's probably a man. All their models look like men...

[edit: hahaha someone else wrote that too while I was writing this... so I'm NOT the only one!]

They're hiding the fact that if you have boobs you can't shop there!

34DD 28inch waist yet I can't find a corset to fit me from that damn store!

Their profit margin is about double that of any other lingerie store.

her name is really Victor-