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who is the smarter sex?

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad

one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly

neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars,

the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a

woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but

fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that

we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for

the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely."

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And

look at this, here's another miracle. My car is

completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.

Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good

fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head

in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle

and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the

bottle, immediately puts the cork back

Update:

in and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Oh, I like her style...

    You know what, did the man think, il get this one drunk and have my way with her???? I bet he did, but more fool on him.

    Yes I do believe woman are the smarter sex!!!

    We've got "da" power...

  • rt1290
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    FUNNY! i love it! wow...pinu, you're quite jealous, aren't you? women might be smarter, but maybe not. men will usually do anything for sex, so we can usually control them that way, so i guess if women stopped hating each other, we would rule the world! eh, it'll happen soon anyway. lol jk...could be.

  • 1 decade ago

    It's things like this which makes me feel good to be a girl!

    Thanks for sharing! xx

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hahaha!

    Watch out, they're gonna screw you over. Never trust a woman unless she's in love with you. Beleive me...

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  • pinu
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Its feminists like that whom I fear. Just goes to prove who's mean & cunning.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha..the woman was just smarter....but not all men are stupid...and not all women are smart....even though women are considered to be smarter than men and maybe they are....but then again maybe they are not.....

  • 1 decade ago

    That is a good one.

  • 1 decade ago

    it is men like that who give other men a bad name. we can't help that a retard got stuck with a "smart" one.

  • conan
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    cool

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    you go girl

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