What is absolute worst pick up line you ever heard or used?

"You'll do."

the wrost pick up line someone have ever told me was." I know im not all that cute but iv heard if a cute person and a ugly get 2gether and have a babies that they come out looking good. so lets get 2gether and start making the world a better place".

B/F to me, "I have been watching you blow these jerks off all night long. I am going to sit here now and see how long I last." So far we are at 7 years. Pretty lame, but it worked.

I heard, and I promise I would never stoop so low as to this myself, "Would you like to go halves on a bastard".

Worst part was it worked too!!!

oh ive heard a few

If i told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

Ive lost my phone number can i have yours?

Ive lost my teddy bear, will you cuddle me tonight?

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i would put U and I together

and many more!!!

My son came up with a pretty funny one the other day, and its one I'd never heard before. "If you were a laser, you'd be set on 'stunning'". Cracked me up.

Would you like to take a ride on the reading railroad?

My friend told a girl (while drunk) that he had a PHD to get a girl to out with him.

He didn't mean he had a doctorate.

The one "You must be a track star, cause you've been running through my mind all night!"

The worst: Are you cold or just happy to see me.

The best: Whats your story morning glory?

Drop that fake and get with Jake.