What would you do if you are in your bf's or gf's parents house and suddenly you have the urge to fart?

I knew a guy who had to after dinner all the time, so he would go to another room to do it. Once he got caught putting stinky bombs in our living room while we were in the dining room. We all came to the living room for coffee and dessert. Very unappetizing for us and embarrassing for him as well.

confident i could. i all started dozing over with my boyfriend while i replaced into 17. We did not even have intercourse for 5 months after that because of the fact I fairly have a concepts and would make extensive wakeful options like another teen. yet I stay in Europe, persons are somewhat greater liberal and think of approximately us youthful adults by employing 17. we are able to make options for ourselves.

Excuse yourself, go to wc or outside (away from the family) and fart there

Excuse yourself to the bathroom and nuke the bathroom. Sympathies to people who go in after you.

fart in your girlfriend's face but make sure there's enough force that you'll tear the skin off her face and her dad will get knocked out the window with his chair.

Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and let one rip.

Ask your GF to pull your finger!

hold it out for a few seconds and look natural, then quietly say 'sorry can i quickly go to the bathroom''

time to check the air in your tires, go outside.

go to the bath room