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Oops - - Who would have known? New CEO?

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business.

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, " And how much do you make a week ? "

A little surprised, the young man looks at him and replies, " I make $300.00 a week. Why? "

The CEO then hands the guy $1,200.00 in cash and screams, " Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back ! "

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and ask, " Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here ? "

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers muttered,

" Pizza delivery boy from Domino's. "

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  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Yep! Arrogance serves justice to itself! LOL.

    Thanks for the laugh!

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good joke

  • 1 decade ago

    Very funny!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's great!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha

  • 1 decade ago

    HAHAHAHA that was good

  • sally
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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