Check your Mexican status:...?

If you have ever been pinched in church by your mom, and been told

"pobrecito de ti si lloras" or "Vas a ver orita que salgamos." Yes, you're

definitely a Mexican.

If you grew up being called "chamaca or chamaco".... Mexican.

If you grew up scared of "La Llorona", or fear the dark because of El

CuCuy! Yes! Mexican!

Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every Drawing.

You're in the Mexican Zone!!!

If you ask for something by "dame esa chingadera" instead of Calling It by

its name. Yup! Mexican!

If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys" or cake as "kay-ke".You'r

a Mexican.

If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can't figure out why your

butt is getting bigger...... You might be a Mexican.

If you have some Tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to a

Birthday party at "el parque". You are a Mexican.

If your Tias and Abuela dress up in their Sunday best with heels and all to

go to the "pulga." (AKA the Flea Market) Then, yes, you are

If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green and

lavender. Mexican.

If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an

old car to dry laundry. Yes, you're a Mexican.

If you're congested and your mamasita rubbed "Bicks" on your chest .

You're Mexican.

IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU

ARE A TRUE MEXICAN.

VIVA LA RAZA!!!

You know you're laughing your head off. It's all in fun, so don't get all

"adoloridos." Just pass it on so another Mexican can laugh too!