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Why won't the tree planted in Texas in G.W. Bush's honor grow?

Because the sap is still in Washington DC!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Because it is stabilized. It won't grow until the bad seed, evil people put around it's trunk can be washed away. It takes "farmers" to stabilize a trees roots, and flush out the evil seed. Then the tree can recover. Blatant truth. Can you understand it?

  • 1 decade ago

    Weak, and no way near factual to be funny. Sap doesn't make trees grow. It would be, however, one more tree than Algore has planted in his lifetime.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Cause all that electricity that it takes to power Al Gores houses is causing an overload in the power plant in which increases CO2 output and the global warming spewing from Al Gores home is personally attacking that sapling.

    Makes no sense huh? Neither does the global warming on over half the other planets in our solar system.

  • 1 decade ago

    Because the EPA hasn't finished their enviromental impact study on the tree just yet.

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  • 1 decade ago

    LOLOLOLOL

    Should a mushroom be planted in Bush's honor?

    They could keep it in the dark and fill it full of crap.

  • 1 decade ago

    That's a good one.

    You've got all the barking right-wing moonbats soiling themselves! LOL!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    They used San Francisco soil.

  • Mother
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    If you would stop peeing on it maybe it would have a chance.

  • jnwmom
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Nothing grows that liberals pizz on.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    bush knows why!

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