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Your fantasy person, someone you have always wanted to be with, just told you you could spend one hour with them and do anything you want.
So your in his/her bed and he/she is in the shower. You feel some gas comming on, so you decide to let it out, but instead you shoot diarrhea all over the sheets.
Question:
1. Do you go into the bathroom and tell he/she that you just crapped all over the sheets?
2. Do you get up and leave?
33 Answers
- jenrulz13Lv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
get up and leave out of embarrasment, but not before snapping a polaroid of johnny depp in the shower.
- GabrieleLv 61 decade ago
Lol, I don't think I will ever be in that situation but if I were I would take the sheets off the bed and go tell them I'm not feeling well and had an accident....and have a little chuckle .=)
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- 1 decade ago
My first thought.....you are making this up. But just in case you are not I would get a wash cloth and wipe it up as much as I could and rip the sheets off and tell him/her that you wanted to be nice and change the sheets for them. Poor thing if this is a real situation.
- ?Lv 61 decade ago
Reminds me of the movie Trainspotting. I'd just get up and leave - tossing the sheets in the dumpster on my way out.
- 1 decade ago
Find clean sheets and get the heck out of there. That would be a horrible day.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I play by my own rules:
3. I get up and change the sheets before he finds out;)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Tell them I had to leave and take the sheets with me.
