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Joke----Naked statues?

The angel of life was strolling through the park one day and came upon two naked statues. One was male, the other female, they were reaching out to each other but spaced apart so their fingertips only slightly touched. The angel was struck by how sad they seemed, and decided to give them the gift of life.

She raised her arms and both statues blinked in amazement then thanked her. She told them she could only give them 15 minutes of life, after which they would turn back to stone, and to fullfill their hearts desires.

Giggling and blushing, the naked couple joined hands and skipped into the bushes. The angel smiled at the giggles and moans, proud of her choice. After 5 mins. the couple reappeared, sweaty and disheveled, but glowing with satisfaction. The angel said, "You still have 10 mins. Don't you want to continue?" As they raced back to the bushes, the angel heard the female say, "What fun! But this time, you hold the pigeon while I poo on his head."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    thats too funny great one 10 plus

  • 1 decade ago

    Awesome joke

    9.7/10

  • 1 decade ago

    This is a good one. I give is a star

  • 1 decade ago

    LMAO Great Joke

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  • 1 decade ago

    HaHaHa

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Oh, I've seen this one before! But it's a good one. I still lol'd =)

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! lol!

  • 1 decade ago

    There losers and should have played xbox

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    bol=burst out laughing!..thx

  • 1 decade ago

    lmao

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