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He seemed fine, singing and eating last night, but this morning he's very wobbly and acting strange....does anyone know what may have caused the change, and if so...what can we do for him?

or provide me with a list of any repairs to be subtracted from the deposit?

It's sunny all morning, I hang out my laundry and with no warning, the bottom falls out of the sky, sheets of rain from above.

Here's the problem, I ran over a piece of cloth with my riding mower, which got tangled in the blades, wrapped TIGHT. I've tried cutting it out, but can't get to the inside tangle. Any advise, something I can pour on it to eat the material away or something, without having to remove the blades?

Bear in mind I'm a single woman, with absolutely no tools for taking off the blades, which I know is the common sense solution.

My 4yr old daughter just asked me where all the penguins have gone, and why can't I be a penguin?

This is crazy, my 4 year old daughter has trimmed her eyelashes. Will they grow back? They were sooo long and pretty, now she looks, well, weird!

I've confiscated all scissors for now.

Has anyone else used one of these, and if so, do you know how to up the internal memory? It won't record for more than 50 seconds and then justs quits. Thanks.

One of my sisters has cancer and is going tomorrow for surgery to have it removed. She's always been so strong and it frightens me that she's coming across as so vulnerable right now. I'm staying in touch with her (she lives several thousand miles away) and would give anything to be by her side right now. I'd give anything to be with her, as she's always been there for me. I have obligations that prevent me from being there in the flesh, she understands this. I've sent her letters, poems, and cards since the day she told me about this. How else can I let her know she's not alone? And how much I love her?

I've been fighting with mine for days now, all my contacts disappeared and when I try to add them back, I get nothing. I've gone through all my settings and preferences, and can't think of what else to do. Thanks.

She's a Toy Pomeranian, looks like a teddy bear. I have a lab named Gator Bait and want something unique. Thanks.

leaves (branches, fronds, stalks, I don't know what they're called) were broken from being mishandled at the store so I trimmed the damaged ones. I noticed the pot is rootbound and packed REAL tight and wondered if I can separate the fern into several smaller holders or will it cause it to die?

I've never had one of these before and usually do best with plants that thrive on being ignored.

I appreciate any advice. Thanks.

and passed by a pet store. A parrot was in a cage out front and as she neared, he said, "Hey lady!" She turned in surprise and said, "What?"

The parrots replies, "You're ugly!" The lady walked on without answering.

That evening on her way home, passing the same store, the parrot says, "Hey lady!" She says, "What?" The bird replies, "You're ugly!" Upset now, the woman walked on.

The next morning, again the parrot says, "Hey lady!" "What?" she replies, dreading the answer. "You're ugly!"

That evening, same conversation. This continues morning and night all week and she dreads passing the store.

Friday evening, she approaches and the bird says, "Hey lady!" "What?" she screams. "You're ugly!" At this she slams into the store and confronts the man in charge. "If you don't teach that rude bird another phrase by Monday, I'm going to sue you!" she tells him.

Monday morning, the lady nears the store, the parrot says "Hey lady!" She says, "What?" He replies, "You know!

with a small rectum to allow him to pass stool? My nephew's son has been flown to a children's hospital and is in intensive care and they're talking about possibly operating. What can they do and how risky is it?

and he isn't able to pass stool. They've flown him to Knoxville Children's Hospital and may operate. Does anyone know what kind of surgery can be done to fix this and how risky it is?

My girls found a small snake in our driveway and I killed it with a shovel because I didn't know if it was poisonous and was afraid they'd get bit. It had brownish leaf designs on it's body and a blunt nose.

I wouldn't hurt a harmless snake but we live in the south and are surrounded by woods and I know there are poison snakes around.

The angel of life was strolling through the park one day and came upon two naked statues. One was male, the other female, they were reaching out to each other but spaced apart so their fingertips only slightly touched. The angel was struck by how sad they seemed, and decided to give them the gift of life.

She raised her arms and both statues blinked in amazement then thanked her. She told them she could only give them 15 minutes of life, after which they would turn back to stone, and to fullfill their hearts desires.

Giggling and blushing, the naked couple joined hands and skipped into the bushes. The angel smiled at the giggles and moans, proud of her choice. After 5 mins. the couple reappeared, sweaty and disheveled, but glowing with satisfaction. The angel said, "You still have 10 mins. Don't you want to continue?" As they raced back to the bushes, the angel heard the female say, "What fun! But this time, you hold the pigeon while I poo on his head."