A man breaks in a house...?

in the deep of night to lift some valuables.He walks in the half light when he spots the DVD.As he is about to unplug it a voice calls

-Jesus is watching...

The man is taken aback.He looks around but he cannot see anything.He waits for a few moments and nothing happens.

-I must be hallucinating,he thinks, and he goes for the DVDplayer again.Again the voice sounds:

-Jesus is watching...

-Who goes there,the man calls,obviously frustrated now.No reply.He risks lighting his flashlight this time and checks around.He spots a parrot at the edge of the room staring at him.He smirks at his foolishness and goes for the DVD again as the parrot once again speaks:

-Jesus is watching...

The man laughs and goes close to the parrot.A name tag hangs from the cage.The man checks it;it writes "Priest".The parrot's name draws a smile from the man.

-Priest,he says.What kind of a fool would name his parrot "Priest".

-The same fool that named his doberman "Jesus",replies the parrot...