what happens when a man goes to bed with an itching butt?

he wakes up with a stinky finger

His fingers will stink.

He'll see marks on the sheets.

He'll have a dream about a butt hole in his face.

To prevent this he should:

Put itching cream on/in it.

Stick a toothpick in his hole.

Where plastic gloves on his hands.

Sleep on a cactus.

Confusious say man with itchy butt wake-up with stinky fingers

He scratches it I would assume. I'm not a man but I do love a good butt scratching

The itching butt will turn blue and I would have to make my team to cut off your *** just because you were too lazy to whip your own ***!!!!!

He probably has pinworms and what is making him itch is the eggs that were placed there by the worms...the eggs will go on your fingers and go on anything he touches...THIS IS TRUE. Not very dangerous tho.

well he doesn't wake up clean thats for sure my sister said doesnt sound normal get checked it could be uh dirt, a horrible date with a dirty blonde or ...eww cooties

a stinky finger sounds so funny

He wakes up with a stinky finger?

U have "Anal itch", theres cream for that.

If its the buns, then maybe u shaved ur butt, (irritation)

Or, maybe ur soap makes u itch!

wakes up with stinky finger