What is the funniest sign you have seen?

A restaurant and gas station combo had a sign that said; "Eat here and get Gas".

Honestly; I've never seen it in person.... but I've seen it a lot online.

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:412/context/ta...

Also I remeber here in Maine somewhere there was a store that had shot guns, beer, wine, food, and wedding dresses.... The sign said something about having everything you need for a shotgun wedding. I thought it was funny at the time... I wish I could remember exactally what it said.

a yard is defined as an area outside the house,so saying that the yard sale is inside is funny!

Warning Humps start in 500 yards

Easter Eggs 100 metres up

In the SE part of Michigan, they actually have signs above the traffic lights that say *LEFT* (for the left hand turn lanes)....I thought that was hiliarious. Apparently some people need reminders about which way is which...

My husband works on trains, and inside his shop, there is a sign, "do not hump". He doesn't know what that means, exactly, he's been working there for 3 years now, but he pictured it on his camera for me to see, it's funny not knowing what it's for.......

I'm sure if he knew what it was for it might be less funny, but his guess is that it means don't pick it up with a crane or something......

1) Stop for Me (Pedestrian) -- It's the Claw

The "C'' in 'claw' was written in marker, and a large claw was drawn on the pedestrian silhouette.

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3922/theclawnq1...

2) A stop sign with a sign next to it that said "Hammer time."

3) No arab people to sit down here. We do not want arab people consuming alcohol or molesting women. We respect your belief in Islam.

While standing in a long line at a bank one Saturday, I noticed a sign in the lobby that said, "For our customer's convenience we will no longer be open on Saturdays."

"Drug Free School Zone"

Yeah right! Everybody knows what those kids are up to.

Note to catlove. . .A yard sale should be in the YARD, dear.