God is Watching?

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(Hope everyone has a good day. Spread blessings not curses)

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, "Take only one, God is watching." 

At the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. Moving through the line a boy wrote another note to leave by the cookies, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."

auntb93 · Accepted Answer

You are right, this is not a question in the more general sense.

As to the serious question, "Is God watching," I will say that if you define God as a being who is everywhere all the time, then necessarily he is not only watching, he is participating.  Thus, in your example, he would be watching both the apples and the cookies.  A further question might be whether or not God has any intention of punishing you for stealing a cookie.

Anonymous · Answer

That was very cute and we all should be showing a bit more humour in out lives.  Without it we would never have a good laugh or even be happy.  Take care Heather

Ell · Answer

Humor is one of the Creator's greatest gifts.  The creator has a wonderful sense of humor.  You have seen an emu?

Anonymous · Answer

If god is watching, then he is guilty of being an idle god!  This joke plays on the ignorance of the listeners.  The bible says that God punished Adam and Eve for learning.  An action that is not at all god-like.

Anonymous · Answer

The father ,the son, and the holy gost.  All were watching, they could get caught.

kja63 · Answer

Cute ♥

nobody · Answer

ha ha

Lynnemarie · Answer

Really? Well I am watching too!

mar m · Answer

LOL
Good one

Anonymous · Answer

thats good he is one jesus is coming look busy

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