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If a lawyer and an IRS agent were drowning, would you?
A. Go to lunch
B. Read a Newspaper
As far as throwing a brick, that would be the loss of a good brick. The only thing you should throw is one of their co-workers. . .
35 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Well, just ask Ted Kennedy what he'd do. Oh wait, we all ready know. Go back to his hotel room, take a nap, have a bite to eat. Yeah, that's what I'd do.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
C. Save the lawyer because someone would have to defend me for letting the IRS agent drown.
- 1 decade ago
Save the lawyer so I can sue the IRS agent for causing undo stress over his drowning. The lawyer would ofcourse work for free in exchange for my humanitarian efforts.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Videotape for America's Funniest Home Video. I could use the 10 grand.
- 1 decade ago
Obviously, read a newspaper. Why would I let such an inconsequential happening interfere with my day at the shore?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
read the news paper at lunch about a story of 2 morons that died in a drowning accident
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I would save the Lawyer if he is handling my law suit to the IRS
