How to Shut Up A Conservative?

Kill all the Liberals. That's a good way to shut up a Conservative.

Quit Talking

Why are you liberals, who are supposed to be the "champions of free speech" always worried about shutting conservatives up? Practice some of that diversity crap you preach and maybe you'll learn something.

I think the liberals use FoxNews not conservatives. Nah... no one uses FoxNews if someone says 'George Bush' they'll make it look like they said 'I made love to the President, George Bush" and then show 'POLITICAL SCANDAL OMG' as the headline.

undeniable proof. well actually it's impossible.

but you can shame them by making them deny thier own rationale. Like kung fu, use thier force against them. You must listen and understand them to do this.

Reductio ad absurdum- reduced to absurdity- shows how thier argument leads to an obviously untrue conclusion.

logic; a, if a then b, b so c

emotional pleas, the most difficult to master, the most effective. usually in the form of stories with a moral.

Do like the Columbia losers and shout them down because you do not want to allow free speech unless it agrees with you. I usually shut up Libs by leaving them tied in knots and speechless. They come to the gunfight with no bullets in their guns. They are so over-matched, it is sad.

To shut up a conservative, all one has to do is let them to spew their bullsh*t and pretty soon they sound so stupid they will shut up pretty quickly or better yet, LET THEM LOSE THEIR JOBS IN THE EFFORT TO DOWNSIZE AND LET THE GOVERNMENT ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN AND GIVE THEM NO WELFARE OR UNEMPLOYMENT COMPENSATION WHEN THEY HAVE THEMSELVES AND FOUR KIDS TO FEED - ON NOTHING!!!!

tell them that Bush said he was a uniter and not a divider.....

it turns out he's the decider

and America is more divided today than it was during the civil war!!!!!!!

and tell them that fox is neither fair or balanced!!!! guess what news station the white house spokesman Tony Snow worked for and was hired by Bush?????

I'll give you a hint... it rhymes with box and starts w/ a "F"

We have the right to free speech as much as you, sir. Don't you love that about our country- we can say whatever we want! (You obviously like spouting nonsense online, where it doesn't matter)

Easy. Put them in a room with black men. Unless they are truly crazy, they'll save themselves the dentist bill and shut up.