DoodleGirl

Last week, I went shopping. On the shopping cart, there was an advertisement. It said, "Wouldn't you like free groceries?" This could be reworded as "Would you not like free groceries?"

Let's assume that I would like free groceries.

Do I answer "yes," or "no"?

The woman without her man is nothing

I've heard this quote, but I don't know whose it is.

A month ago, my singing voice (high notes) dissapeared, after a cold and an asthma flare, treated with a higher dosage of Advair. I can manage a high note, if I force it. My voice is still gone, and I have a musical to be in very soon. I drink loquat honey and throat coat tea, as my voice teacher ordered. I still speak at a normal rate (a lot) because I haven't had any trouble with normal speech. I do not cough. I am no longer sick. I really need help, and I plan on seeing my doctor. If you're not a doctor, get your 2 pts off of some other question!

I am so sick of couplets (AA,BB,CC...) and quatrains (ABAB, CDCD...) Help! Do you have any natural-sounding rhyme schemes?

Theoretically, or course. Points don't exist in a three dimensional world, and we can't go anywhere near real a black hole.

Give me all the short, popular, modern, slow love songs you know about that were written by a woman.

No, Smarty Pants, I want the actual names. Don't just say, "No, I won't" or "Yes, I will". I seriously tried to think of a better question, and failed miserably.