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Tink asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

What do you think? funny?

A couple met at Hilton Head and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over. "It's only fair to warn you, Jody," Bill said, "I'm a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf."

"Well, since you're being honest, so will I." Jody said. "I'm a hooker."

"I see." he said. Then, brightening, he smiled. "It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    At least they can practice their strokes together.

    Were you tired when you posted that one? If a prostitute hit my ball, I'm hitting her back.

  • 1 decade ago

    9/10

  • 1 decade ago

    lol a golf joke but I wish i new exactly what a golf hooker was oh well I'll just laugh in my own ignorance

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Love it. 10/10

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lol, 9/10

  • 1 decade ago

    Good one. No wonder you're Top Contributor. How can there be a winner here, and you get the stars.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    another gd 1 lmao 10/10

  • 1 decade ago

    Was the man blonde??, ha ha. Brilliant Tink, great punch line. 10/10+star. xx

  • 1 decade ago

    Yes, she truely hits the ball

  • 1 decade ago

    Well I've seen funnier like this:A man walked into a Chinese restaurant and asks the bartender "Do you have frog legs?" and she says "No,I always walk like this." Pretty funny, Huh?

    Source(s): my dad told it to me and I still realy like your joke
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