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Tink
Lv 5
Tink asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

What do you think? funny?

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.

Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.

"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.

"Yep", replied Bob.

"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"

Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!"

"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"

"Sure," Bob says.

"Why?" asks Jeff.

"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?'

'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'

So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    That was very rude and insensitive.

    That man should have gotten a twelve pack for his trouble.

    As far as the joke, three thumbs up!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny

  • 1 decade ago

    I like that & I told it to my Leper friends who were playing cards at the time & one laughed his head off & the other threw his hand in.

    Look at me I am still laughing it was very funny.

  • TS100N
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Some might think not but fortunately i do,just my strange sense of humour i suppose congratulations 1 star well earnt.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Tink you never cease to amaze me. Brilliant. 10/10+star. xx

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    well done tink your a star 10/10 +

  • 1 decade ago

    Funny but SAD! lol I like that joke!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    very gd pmsl 10/10

  • 1 decade ago

    bless she lost a hubby and a sixpack all in one day! lol thnks for the laff :)

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Pretty funny! Good one! 8!

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