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Tink
Lv 5

Hey Guys, what do you think? funny?

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her! to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry ... How soon can I go home?"

Have a great week! And, when you see Edna around the pool, be sure to say hello.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    princess your good loved it 10/10

  • 1 decade ago

    Hilarious

  • Mrs. T
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Makes perfect sense to me! Good old Edna!

  • 5 years ago

    right this is the checklist of the funniest all time movies. a million. plane! 2. The bare Gun a million,2,3 3. purple Panther movies with Peter sellers 4. White Chicks 5. youthful Frankenstein 6. Blazing Saddles

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hilarious! Totally hilarious! What you said in the beginning left me completely unprepared for the end. What a surprise!

    Thanks for such a wonderful joke! 10/10.

  • 1 decade ago

    Brilliant Tink, great punch line, you get a star from me,10/10.xx

  • 1 decade ago

    POOR EDNA, u know she ain't getting out any time soon!!

    LOL, Tink u always bring the good Sh*t!

  • 1 decade ago

    I know this answer is way down the list so there is a chance you might not get to read it but if you do, that started my saturday of with a great big smile 10/10 thanks

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  • 1 decade ago

    Thats like the best joke ever!!!!!!!! Ill give you a star and 10/10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    brilliant lmao 10/10

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