What Would Simon say about jlo's performance on the show?

He would probably say it was an "Alright performance..and a bit cabaret" and maybe that he couldnt understand a single word..

but..she being who she is, he gave her a standing ovation, and had a smile on his face. guess he must have enjoyed it a little bit!

I wonder what Simon would say about a lot of people who are already "famous" and making the big bucks that don't sing very well either. I'd love to see them trying to win American Idol. Simon would have a heyday with them.

He would probably say he didn't understand a word of it. And speaking of performances,I think Diana Ross had the worst performance of them all.

knowing simon he would probably say that she sucked! i think that it wasn't her best performance

I personalliy thought it was boring. Thats probably what he would say too

He would say she was a karaoke singer

he would probably say "is that your @ss or do you have two giant hams strapped to your back?"