Can I be catholic if I don't want to have sex with little boys?

I think you are a serial killer, I know that FBI tracks down people who post such things. Similar incident happened when German sick man posted in a forum hoping to find a vounteer to get butchered and be eaten by him. Unfortunately it worked, someone volunteered. After that story, things are stregnthened, i am sure FBI is there to check your garden to see whether you have buried any child or having a child captive. You go to hell!!!

Yes, you can, but I don't advise being Catholic, I'm Christian and am against many catholic views (the changing of a commandment so they can worship idols, Mary that is) But the majority of catholics are not child molesters, the much greater majority.

Yes, but only if you wear the altar boy outfit instead. The Holy Roman Church in 378 A.D. Declared... You shall either give of the brethren or receive. So really my pudgy subject the choice is yours.....

Hey now.. dont be puttin up a front, I found that bottle of lube that fell outta your pocket ;)

How disgusting, the comments are very wrong and you should get a life

I'm not Catholic, but you should really get a life.

U can be christian but npt cathoic sorry u can only date lil boys

Only if you are a little boy.

hmm that's a real thinking material you got there.

"They killed Kenny!!!"

Can i be Muslim if i dont wanna blow people up?