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Love after 60 years?
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her,
"What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches
and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her
how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the
woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say
something. The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
12 Answers
- 5 years ago
Well there is nothing wrong with that, but just make sure that he is not using you for anything because he is old enough to be your dad. A lot of old men go for good looking young women. Just be careful, but if you trust each other and you love each other then go for it, next time you date someone go for someone a little bit younger though, if you ever had kids with him then what would your children feel like, i mean they would probably get teased. Be safe.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
i thought he might say some different thing
but this is a true story
i worked in eriod of tudies as a cheff there were that elderly couple,nice.old.peacefull always came and took table of 4 and sit one beside another
once they came and the only vacent place was a table of 2
they refused to sit on it
they waited and waited till a table of 4 was cleared
so oce it was quiet i had chance to talk i asked why
simply the lady answered
"do you think i came out.paying for a eal that much to set and to look at him
i can do that at home and for free"
- ausblueLv 71 decade ago
hahahahahahaha thats sooooo funny heard before but still makes me laugh thats what my guy may do lol
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
heard it before but it is still a good one golden oldie
- 1 decade ago
I love that!!!!! That one is definitely going back to school w/ me after break! Thanks, I needed a laugh today...
Source(s): hehehehehehehehehahahahahahhahahahahehehehehehehehe - Anonymous1 decade ago
LOL! 100000/100000
