christophernewbern

It was fine last year, but now takes forever (60sec) to get out the hole and refuses to get out with a skier. It ACTS like I have too much weight only wife son and myself 400lb tops. It plains when every one (wife and son) goes up to the front but still takes forever to get out of the hole I checked all the simple stuff I put new gas in it new plugs and wires no water in gas trim is down not a spun hub correct pitch it runs fine out of gear and after it plains its ok 180 sea pro with mercruiser 3.0

i have a 7 month old and she will not sleep at night she wants to have company, my entire family says she is spoiled, that if we let her cry she will eventually she will cry herself to sleep. after the 2nd or 3rd night she will sleep threw the night. when we put her to bed she will cry literally for 3 hours, that is the longest we could take it and we never get to the point where she will "cry her self to sleep"

i have a 7 month old and she will not sleep at night she wants to have company, my entire family says she is spoiled, that if we let her cry she will eventually she will cry herself to sleep. after the 2nd or 3rd night she will sleep threw the night. when we put her to bed she will cry literally for 3 hours, that is the longest we could take it and we never get to the point where she will "cry her self to sleep"

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

"I really don't remember much after that."

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.

When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her,

"What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches

and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her

how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.

The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the

woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say

something. The judge said, "What is it?"

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

in a land far away,

a beautiful, independent,

self-assured princess

happened upon a frog as she sat

contemplating ecological issues

on the shores of an unpolluted pond

in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess'

and said: " Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince,

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however,

and I will turn back

into the dapper, young prince that I am

and then, my sweet, we can marry

and set up housekeeping in your castle

with my mother,

where you can prepare my meals,

clean my clothes, bear my children,

and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so. "

That night,as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine

and onion cream sauce,

she chuckled and thought to herself. I don't freakin think so.

Phill of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

Phill opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no." Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

Phill said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars showed up at the residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to Phill, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!said, "I though you said there was nobody available

My jeep Cherokee 1997 will not start with the key one in 1000 turns it might crank but if you turn it off it wont crank any more but you can always start it from underneath if you jump connect the starter and the solenoid how do I fix it fast and cheap I am stuck in Florida with my wife and newborn baby and need to go to North Carolina