Hey Guys, What do you think? Funny?

Great one Tink.!!!

Hey i have a Siemens.!!!

10/10.!!!

Good to be back.!!!

xxx

Well done Tink....

,,,..Try this one.......

A guy wakes up one morning with a headache from a hangover. As he opens his eyes he sees that he is lying in bed with two gorgeous blonds,and all three were naked.

He rubs his eyes and decides to head to the kitchen for coffee. He makes the coffee and reaches for milk in the fridge when he sees it is stuffed with a million dollars.

He starts thinking of the blondes upstairs and sips his coffee looking out into the garden where he sees a lot of Ku Klux Klan hanging around outside. He can't figure it out and starts towards the stairs and kicks a Genie lamp

...still with me?.....

he picks up the lamp and gives it a rub (as usual) when out pops a Genie and as usual asks him if he can grant him three wishes. Never mind the wishes he said what is happening here?

The genie says don't you remember last night you drank 15 beers and left the pub to go home. You were bursting for a pee and went up an alley for one. You kicked the lamp and rubbed it and I granted you three wishes.

OK I can understand the two blondes, I always wanted a threesome! The money...I always wanted a cool million! But the guys dressed in white with the pointed hats?

Oh that said the Genie that's because you always wanted to be hung like a black!!!!!

Oh can I have the 10 points please?

Thanx

Bet the crazy frog was busy up there! Good one Tink you got a star. 10/10. xx

yes very funny, although not as good as that text i got ages ago which made a sex story using the phone company names can't remember how it went, but there was one phrase "and my siemen fell into her nokias" - must find that text and post it up one day x

right it incredibly is the record of the funniest all time video clips. a million. airplane! 2. The bare Gun a million,2,3 3. pink Panther video clips with Peter sellers 4. White Chicks 5. youthful Frankenstein 6. Blazing Saddles

Another 10 Tink ! Your costing me a fortune in texts .

good 1 lol 10/10

LOL

10/10

Keep takin' the pills Tink.

Keep smilin'.

Good one! I needed the laugh today.

Cheeky

Poor woman, it takes all sorts !