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Chuck Norris in a Blendtech Total Blender?

What would happen if you put Chuck Norris in one of those Blendtech Total Blenders?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Chuck Norris would not survive because he is just human

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He'd cry like a little girl if you put him a wet paper bag...let alone a blender.

  • 1 decade ago

    chuck norris would chop his way out, kerchop

  • 1 decade ago

    Are you as stoned as your avatar looks?

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