I have recently caught my penis in me zip can anyone tell me the best way of freeing it ?

Cut the zipper below and above to free it from the pants. Then you can open up the teeth on the zipper and release.

Sorry for the pain.

BY the way no one I have ever seen with this injury would normally be coherant enough to type on the computer.

OUCH ! Well what you should do is pull the zipper down then pull your penis a little up then down a little then it should be free !

Hope this helps ! Have a good day !

haha! this is hilarious! lol i'm able to easily think of someon jogging around with a d*ck caught of their zip LOL LOL LOL besides once you're in plenty discomfort why are you dropping time typing on YA once you coud be getting your d*ck out of the zip????

Watch the first 20 minutes of There's Something About Mary. Just do what they do.

try to reverse the zip and let it loose...bite your tongue when you do it and wait for the relief

Just give it a good pull and tug,

and free that maggot babe.

;-)

next time wear underwear

cut the zipper off....duh!