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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

joe tells mike,hey,I lost 180 pounds overnight! mike said,yeah,no kiddin howd you do that? simple joe said,I e

joe told his friend mike that he had lost 280 pounds overnight,mike said oh really,howd you do that and joe said it was simple,I divorced my wife!!! rubberstampr

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  • 1 decade ago
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    that was so funny i loved this one you just made me laugh! hahahahahahahahahhahahahayahahahaha omg give me 10 points please

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    5 out of 5

  • 1 decade ago

    wait till Joe get hit with alimony payments

    where's the other 100 pounds?

  • 1 decade ago

    Gosh!!! I had no idea divorces were so expensive these days... Back in the good 'ol days, it costs only a few shillings...

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  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    LOL.

    Have a great evening!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    older than dirt.

  • 1 decade ago

    I'd divorce her too if she weighed in at 280lbs!!!! EGADS!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha not funny

  • ha ha ha. that's funny. i love it

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    LOVE IT!!!!

    SOO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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