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mumof3
mumof3 asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

The english have st georges day.?

The irish have st patricks day.

What do the scottish have??

VERY TIGHT POCKETS!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    You gave me the answer... I was going to say deep pockets and short arms!

  • polly
    1 decade ago

    st andrews day but dont expect a drink off the jocks they keep their money in their shoes cos people cottoned on about the deep pockets also st david is wales i think its called sheep shaggin day

  • dunrockin404
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    as a Scotsman I find that highly offensive , we dont have pockets in kilts. lol and yes i am a jock

  • dream theatre
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    cool

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  • Castora
    1 decade ago

    I don't get it

    Don't they have St.Andrew's Day?

  • kathie
    1 decade ago

    should not tell the answer anyway it was funny

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