How come you dont take a fat girl to a dance?

Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity. They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "Oh no! That’s not how I want to spend all eternity......." They go to the second door. The Devil shows him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says "Oh no! Not for me!"

They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a *******. Bill thinks and decides, "Hmmm, looks okay to me. I’ll take it." The Devil then says, "Good. Hey Monica, you’ve been replaced."

The side car to my motorcycle isn't big enough?

I couldn't get the helicopter off the ground?

All four tires went flat when she gets in?

There's a million of them.

yo mamma's so fat she makes the band skip

there'll be no more room for anybody to dance

OR

the food will disappear faster than you can breathe

OR

at the end of the night you won't know where her lips are

Just because she's FAT..

i liked it but it couldve been better