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Parents always....?

Parents always fall for the clammy hands. It's physical evidence of illness. It's a good, non-specific symptom. Parents are generally pretty hip to the fever scams. And to make them work you have to go a hundred and one, hundred and two. You get a nervous mother and you end up in a doctor's office and that's worse than school.

Fake a stomach cramp and when you're doubled over, moaning and wailing, just lick your palms. It's a little stupid and childish but then so is high school. Right?

This is my ninth sick day with semester. If I go for ten, I'm probably have to barf up a lung. So, I absolutely must make this one count.

Update:

some of these responses are funny....

it's from a movie... Ferris Bueller's Day Off....lol

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  • 1 decade ago
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    "Bueller, Bueller..."

    Love that movie, it was on this afternoon I think.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Does your state have an attendance requirement? In my state you will not get credit for the year if you are absent more than 10 times without a doctor's excuse.

  • rork
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Not this parent.. You would hate having me as a Mommy!! I don't baby my kids when they're sick.. I feel it leads to them expecting that from everyone in life.. I want my kids to push themselves to the limit on everything they do, sick or not! In result they are rarely ever sick.. Hmmm wonder why

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  • 1 decade ago

    Good movie! A fine example for slackers of any day and age!

  • 1 decade ago

    Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?

  • 1 decade ago

    I'll go, I'll go, I'll go if not he'll keep callin me makin me feel guilty lol love that movie just watched it yesterday

  • 1 decade ago

    just go to school and get it over with

  • 1 decade ago

    We use to sniff pepper to make us sneeze.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What is it that you're asking?

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