Finish this story?

THE END

60 seconds left. I need to get the red wire and the black wire attached to the right terminals! What happened to the ka-boom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering ka-boom! Oh dear! Well, back to the drawing board..."

(with respects to Warner Bros.)

Later Daze! =)

bomb out of my great aunt's vanilla sprinkle jello chocolate pudding before she decides to watch Barbie movies with my little cousin wearing braids and dancing the salsa with an Elmo costume on while eating a chocolate chip cookie that has a fortune in it that says "Eat a vanilla sprinkle jello chocolate pudding" and the maker put a bomb in the last package at the grocery store next to the beef jerky while a Canadian person with a moose call their friend and ask for five packages of spam without any asparagus.

cellphone off my dresser, dial 911, and report that there's a giant transvestite wearing only a lime green speedo and a bright pink feather boa with wild multicoloured hair extensions and patent leather purple thigh high leather spike heel boots, and he's in my bedroom, going through my lingerie, and I don't know whether to laugh at him or be afraid! Help! :o)

wires cut,,

RED OR BLUE, RED OR BLUE come on damit which one?

Times running out

Happy hour is about to start.

WE need to light the "Open" sign.

RED OR BLUE, RED OR BLUE.

oh damnit put the drink down and help me.

i holla ;}

...ten points before someone who's actually funny comes along.

cat out from underneath the car Tyre.

time machine to go back to the past to change the time limit so i will have more time to answer the question :)

skinboat to tuna town before I pass out from blood loss to my head.

lasagna out of the oven. Baby can't you go any faster? What do you mean I am killing you?

eating Peanut butter makes my socks fall off!