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Ricky J. asked in TravelAir Travel · 1 decade ago

If I drink Jet fuel, face east, and fart, will I land in Milwaukee?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    i dunno big man, but you just made me actually laugh out loud, so good luck!!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    First, I think you forgot the ignition source.....

    Second, depends on where you are leaving from as well as the quality of the Jet fuel.

  • 1 decade ago

    Nope

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Maybe you'll land in Cleveland, but if you take a deep breath you won't notice a difference.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You'll land in hospital. That is, if you don't run out of gas.

  • 1 decade ago

    no, but you'll smell like Milwaukee!

  • 1 decade ago

    It depends on where you start from.

  • shasha
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    In no time flat...........

  • 1 decade ago

    no you will die

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL

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