My boss told me my new computer will cut my workload in half,should I ask for two?

Not a good idea. Then you will be redundant and they won't need you. Get a new computer and a half. This way you will still have something to do.

Two computers would bring your work load down to zero, and then you'd be let go because there would no more work for you. Get an abacus.

I like the way your boss thinks.

Think he can come up with a similar idea to do my housework?.....wink

Awesome! I love that concept. Put me down for two also!

Hmmm....

No a bad idea.

But don't forget to ask the manufacturer to include a RELATIVITY Port there.

:-) :-)

That wouldn't be a bad idea rotflmao.

go for it,ask for three,two for work and one for "answers".

that depends do you have 2 more arms?

No, two won't make it go any faster.

sure...a laptop so you can take your work home with you...lol..