Imagine Curious George starts a new religion asking people to worship the "Monkey King", would you consider

If evolution is true than why is there still a Monkey King?

The Monkey King is an ancient Chinese deity. Curious George is a usurper of the faith!

George can't speak english how exactly is he communicating the existence of this Monkey God?

Oi vey...Osiris replaced into no longer born on December twenty 5th (neither replaced into Jesus), Isis replaced into his spouse, no longer his mom, her call replaced into ISIS, no longer Isis-Meri, KRST means "burial" and isn't any longer a call, there is not any information that Osiris' beginning replaced into anounced via a celebrity nor that he replaced into attended to via 3 kings/sensible adult adult males (neither replaced into Jesus). You look clever, why is it which you have in no way stricken to %. up a e book written via an surely Egyptologist and consider what they had to assert approximately Osiris? don't be lazy, follow that severe thinking even to the failings you pick to have self assurance. don't be dogmatic. besides, if i replaced into going to invent a faith, i could actually no longer use concern or guilt. i could tell people to follow my faith, because of fact in my "heaven" there could be a lot of intercourse, without concern of STDs or undesirable pregnancies or jealousy. i could additionally tell them to do in spite of they pick see you later because it did no longer harm everybody else. I surely would not have policies that made people flow against human nature. via nature, maximum people are no longer monogamous, and don't pick to attend until eventually marriage to have intercourse. In my faith, they might have at it. And if people did no longer pick to follow my faith, no massive deal, there could be no hell waiting for them because of fact of it. do no longer you think of that adult adult males could have theory the comparable way? And why did no longer they improve themselves as much as be divine? Why did they supply glory to a God quite? they might have deified themselves, that could have been the clever ingredient to do: "Worship me, and supply me virgins and a lot of GOLD." Why did no longer they do this? If i replaced into to invent a faith, i could pick people to serve ME, no longer another divine being. would not you?

No. I am already with the FSM. RAmen!, and may He bless you with His noodly appendage.