What's your funniest twisted lyric?

"Yellow superstar" in stead of "ghetto superstar"

I once convinced a gullible colleague of mine that The Jam song Eton Rifles actually went: "Need two right balls"

For more, Google The Archive Of Misheard Lyrics. My personal favourite on there is the Guns N' Roses fan who misheard "Right Next Door To Hell" as "Rednecks go to hell".

Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" / "We got the Flintstone Microwave Ovens"

Starship "We Built This City" / "We built this city on the wrong damn road"

Ray Parker Jr. "Ghostbusters" / "Who ya gonna call? Those B@st@rds!"

Bee Gees "More Than A Woman" / "Bald-headed woman"

John Travolta "You're the One That I Want" / "I got shoes, they're made of plywood"

Culture Club "Karma Chameleon" / "Become a, come a, come a comedian"

Another Bohemian Rhapsody one. Up until a very short time ago, I always thought the first line was 'is this the real life, is it just Battersea?'

There's another in Abba's 'Super Trooper'. 'I was sick and tired of everything, when I called you last night from Tesco's'

The Led Zeppelin song Stairway to Heaven - they sing "and as we wind on down the road." I thought they were singing "and there's a WINO down the road." Could be, right?

My best friend always misheard part of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody as "Spare him his life from these Wall's Sausages" - always reminds me of her when I hear it!

i thought for the ages that the kaiser chiefs were singing "hyper with tourettes" when in fact its "I predict a riot" everyone really ribbed me for this but i genuinely believed that was what they were singing. oh dear. never mind.

queen bohemian rhapsody- i see a little siloette of a man, scaramoush scaramoush will you do the fandango, thunderbolt and lightening very very frigtening me- well i dedicated it to my geography teacher and changed it to- i see a little chalky figure of a man, bloody hell, bloody hell go and take a bloody shower, tooth decay need whitening, very very frightening me!

Asinayo by Jo Sung Mo.

"Ashinayo!..." (Oh, Asia)

It's been made fun of Korean gagmen as "Ashuinayo" (Means: "Ah, pee comes out!")

my gran thought "shake rattle and roll "was "shake Marilyn Monroe"

Macy Gray, I try, a friend thought one line was "i wear goggles when you are not near" instead of "my world crumbles when you are not near"

I heard one last week.

The Madonna song; erotic

"Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body"

some drunk guy in a Karaoke bar's version

"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body"