Failed insults?

"... Have you at least TRIED being straight?"

since when did we set up a date? lol...I thought *I* was the hottest redhead ever!! (lol..j/k)

Let's see...hmm, take your pick of just about ANYTHING kkkwhatthef**kever has EVER said to me. His weak attempts at insults are no match for my quick witted mind and I just laugh at his persistence. I pity him. I have no desire to play in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Or, you can take your pick of just about any replies to a religion and gay related question I post in the Religion and Spirituality section. I laugh at those too, especially when I say "give me a reason BEYOND scripture or the Bible for _____" and then they only regurgitate scripture to me.

Sorry, I can't give you a SPECIFIC, there's just been so many.

EDIT: wait! I got the best!!

when I got arrested a police officer was harassing me (they put me in a women's jail...talk about PISSED OFF) but anyway..

He was harassing me and he said, "what's your name?" and I said Riley. And he said, "Are you sure it's not Ralph or something?" and I said, "Well..that's actually my dad's name, and he was a cop. Do you know him?" and he was like "No..you just need to get a razor or something because you look like a freak." And I said, "Yeah, but I'm still better looking and get more p***y than you, so what does that say about YOU?" Got me more jail time, but it was SOOO worth it.

Hey babe!

You know this one, but well worth repeating: the assistant-principal at a college where I worked called me a "stupid. *****, dyke, bit.ch!"

What made it funny was the look on his face when I demanded an apology from him for calling me "stupid"

ROFL

Jeannie C's is the best answer so far ... and she is a red-head ; )

Sorry I missed the dinner party ... I would definitely have been helping Riverotter make things a bit raucous! Leave me off your table? Ha!!!

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I get flamed regularly for my answers both here in lgbt, and in the straight sections...I find it funny that the most obvious, truthful answers I give get flamed in email the most. I guess the asker didn't get the answer they were looking for. I laugh, and delete. I have not been mortally wounded so far.

My personal Favorite was:

"You're just too ugly to have a real man or woman so you tell everyone you're bi so you can have more options"

Wow.. That one took a seriously high single digit IQ to come up with.. I was impressed... <cough>

I would have to say that the best and most frequently heard for me is "You just haven't been f**ked properly" I always just laugh really hard and say "On the contrary, I have several times and it was always by a woman"

I love when guys say it's cause I haven't had them... RIGHT.. I'm sure your member is the cure all for gays!

I don't remember. They are all so extremely lame that they were too much trouble to bother remembering them at all.

"You play basketball like my grandmother!" This was in 7th grade gym class, and I simply responded with "Well you play like my great-grandomther, who's dead!"

the best one ive heard was "you are sooooo gay" i said "and"

to wich he replid "brokback moutain jerk" wow taht so dameged my self-esteim. NOT

None of them are memorable -- that's just how pathetic they were.