Do you have authorization?

Yes, I got it from the Vogons

I don't have an authorization to be rude and ignore my friends for too long.. Let's just say I got wrapped up in something...

I should be better about that, I definitely had no authorization for what I did!

Yes,and I'm using my authorization to revoke your authorization,in fact every body's authorization is hereby revoked.I'll put an end to this little game,by golly I will.

I am authorized by authority of the great and magnificent Wizard of Oz !

Yes I do and the boss gave it to me. Unfortunatly, can't get around her. She makes the big bucks and has the bigger headaches too.

Yes-- I distribute thousands of dollars every day...... It's just part of my responsibility, and I do pay attention to what I'm doing....

Yes I do have authorization.

I'm a 2nd shift stupidvisor where I work.

LOL

Yes, I have name badge

I most certainly do, within my scope of practice!

HONEY ..........I am the FINAL AUTHORITY in my house! NO! I am kidding! GOD has final authority over me!