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Thou shalt not covet....?
Drunken confession?
Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm.
One drunk says to the other drunk, “Did you sleep with my wife last night?”
To which the other drunk replies......
“Not a wink.”
Goldie Craze...Goldie Craze...IT'S A JOKE!!!!
11 Answers
- RonniLv 61 decade ago
i'll have to remember that 1 i have a buddy thats always got a new joke to tell heres 1 for you there were 3 men waiting to get into heaven God asked1 man how many times have you been unfaithful the guy answers 5 times so God gives him a scooter he ask the second man the same thing and he said twice so God gave him a bicycle he ask the same to the third man and he said never God gave him a new car the next day the man on the bike sees the man with the new car crying his eyes out he said why are you crying you got a new car and the man said yes, but i just passed my wife and she was on a scooter
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Haha, that's great.
- 1 decade ago
wow pretty funny. you arent trying to get at something you did tho are u b/c if you did do something like that i hope you rot in hell but as a joke its funny!